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by MacPhantom
Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:02 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Roll call!!!
Replies: 47
Views: 5385

Re: Roll call!!!

That's a gruesome thing to say when I've just made a kilt joke. Bad form, Sir.
by MacPhantom
Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:01 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: LEAVE HALLOWEEN ALONE!!!
Replies: 23
Views: 2994

Re: LEAVE HALLOWEEN ALONE!!!

The corporate ogres try this every year. They try to rob us 'Weenies of several days of Halloweenmonth just to make a few extra bucks. Party City, Spirit, Jack Daniels.... EVERY year they try this. It will NEVER work.
by MacPhantom
Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:59 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: First signs of season
Replies: 172
Views: 39019

Re: First signs of season

The weather is Fally today, but nothing looks much like Halloween yet. We just put Shudder on the Roku so we can watch the new Creepshow next week, so the tv is playing mostly horror stuff now. That's kind of a sign.
by MacPhantom
Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:57 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Halloween.Com Members Birthday!
Replies: 908
Views: 150763

Re: Halloween.Com Members Birthday!

Thanks, Murf! Nice to see everyone here again!

*Scowls at Andybev*

Well, ALMOST everyone.






Nah, just messin' with you! :D
by MacPhantom
Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: New Member Introduction, #3
Replies: 150
Views: 53455

Re: New Member Introduction, #3

Boisterous yes, jovial occasionally, but intellectual... only on a dare. Oh, to know one's place in the world is the height of presumptuousness. The world is but a twelve inch JVC tv, and I am a poor pong ball bouncing back and forth between the twin paddles of fate and chance. When my undies must b...
by MacPhantom
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Roll call!!!
Replies: 47
Views: 5385

Re: Roll call!!!

*Snaps a sharp salute, cracks himself in the head, falls over backwards kilt-end up*

Pleasant dreams with that image in your minds.
by MacPhantom
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:46 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: LITTLE HALLOWEEN ALERT
Replies: 10
Views: 1359

Re: LITTLE HALLOWEEN ALERT

We had all sorts of plans for this Friday the 13th, but then the full moon came out, and the next thing I knew I was waking up naked at the zoo, picking my teeth with a distal phalange. Luckily, my wife covered for me. She called my work and said I had diarrhea.
by MacPhantom
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Halloween.Com Members Birthday!
Replies: 908
Views: 150763

Re: Halloween.Com Members Birthday!

One is the loneliest number.
by MacPhantom
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: New Member Introduction, #3
Replies: 150
Views: 53455

Re: New Member Introduction, #3

Hello, my name is MacPhantom and I am a brand new member. I have never ever ever been here before. This is my first post ever. I really love Halloween, and horror movies, and my wife who I met on a Halloween forum. Not this one. No, I have never been here before. I have two little ghouls of my own w...
by MacPhantom
Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Make Halloween Great Again!!
Replies: 19
Views: 6766

Re: Make Halloween Great Again!!

It was an exceptionally rainy summer and September on the east coast, and I think it affected the pumpkin crop. It seems like there is a lot more rot in the bins. Still some nice ones to be had around here. It's nice to see familiar faces; thanks for the welcomes. Ciuin and the kids are doing well, ...
by MacPhantom
Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:59 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Make Halloween Great Again!!
Replies: 19
Views: 6766

Make Halloween Great Again!!

My friends..... it is October. October is a beautiful month. A beautiful month! It's so beautiful. I love October. I know some people don't like October. That's okay. They don't like October. They don't LIKE October! But that's okay. I think it's a beautiful month. I know you all do too. I know you ...
by MacPhantom
Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:34 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Feeling it today.
Replies: 32
Views: 13814

Re: Feeling it today.

I had a terrible nightmare last night. It was so vivid and real, I woke up shaking. I was walking along, and I realized I was wearing a cape. It suddenly occurred to me that I was wearing a cape because it was Halloween night. It was just getting dark, it was around 6pm, and I realized I hadn't put ...
by MacPhantom
Sun May 15, 2016 4:43 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Where oh where has everyone gone!!!
Replies: 184
Views: 62121

Re: Where oh where has everyone gone!!!

Ciuin and I are doing well. Still happily married (well, she hasn't slit my throat in my sleep yet, so I'm operating under the assumption that she still loves me). We moved to Maryland last year, and while I miss New England it's nice to have a back yard for the kids to play in, and a front yard to ...
by MacPhantom
Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:06 pm
Forum: Halloween General
Topic: Grim Reaper 2014 show and tell.
Replies: 99
Views: 23730

Re: Grim Reaper 2014 show and tell.

Oh, we are terrible, terrible reapers!!! Our packages are so late, our victims anxiously awaiting them, and still they have not shipped!! And with the holiday weekend, they can't go out until Tuesday!!! I only hope our lateness can be countered by our giftings. I promise, PROMISE they will be in the...
by MacPhantom
Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:27 pm
Forum: Halloween Decorating
Topic: Grim Reaper Exchange
Replies: 76
Views: 39643

Re: Grim Reaper Exchange

I've got a couple of things so far, but I'm about a week away from go-time. My victim probably won't get their goodies until after Halloweenmonthday, but it won't be terribly long after.