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 Post subject: Guts or Balls
 Post Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:37 pm 
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(Sort of on-topic. It refers to death and alludes to witches. Oh well...
at least it's funny?)


"Guts or Balls"

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or having balls, but do you really know the difference? In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the courage to say: "You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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 Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls
 Post Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:40 pm 
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Both result in death.


You betcha!!!! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is by far the funniest thing i've read on here lol

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 Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls
 Post Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:11 am 
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OMG!!!! You got me, NeverMore!! I 'asnered' all over the place.
:lol:

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