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 Post subject: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:05 pm 
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One day Frankenstein's Monster gets a ride on a public bus
and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and
promptly asks if she would like to have secks, to which
she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus
driver leans over and says “Hey big guy, I know how to get
that nun to have secks with you…”

Naturally the monster asks, and the bus driver tells him that
every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to
pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should
dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she
has secks with you.

The monster gives his thanks and runs to the nearest
costume shop.

Later that evening he gets ready for his big night and heads
down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her
knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you
shall be forgiven if you have secks with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal secks in
order to keep her virginity. The monster agrees and once
they are finished the monster jumps back and pulls off his
mask and says “Surprise, its me... Frankie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise,
its me the bus driver!”

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:17 pm 
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LOL wow that was wild!!

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:19 pm 
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Poor Frankie! I think it's just time he came out of the closet.


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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:35 pm 
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That was really funny. I have to post it to my family web sight.

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:56 pm 
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Gay bus driver! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:03 pm 
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There aren't too many bus driver or truck drivers who go that way. I'm sure they are some, but generaly they tend to be straight for the most part.

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:15 pm 
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That's awesome joke!!! :lol:

I will pass this information to all of my friends and some family. :D

Thanks for posting this good joke, but very batty! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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BHAAAAAAAA!!!! That really cracked me up!!

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!

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Belladonna wrote:
Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!


Folks around here call that an ASNR (pronounced "asner"), Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux. That's when you spew something you're drinking or eating thru your nose while laughing real hard.

Example: "Belladonna just asnered."

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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Oh man, I love it! Acute spontaneous nasal reflux.
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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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Hahahahahaha! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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NeverMore wrote:
Belladonna wrote:
Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!


Folks around here call that an ASNR (pronounced "asner"), Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux. That's when you spew something you're drinking or eating thru your nose while laughing real hard.

Example: "Belladonna just asnered."


I was just listening to the radio. They have updated this. If it takes you a while to catch on and you laugh and spew something through your nose you can call it the Extremely Delayed Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux, or "ed asner".


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 Post subject: Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]
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NeverMore that was too funny, poor Frankie!!!He definatly needs his bride!!!

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witchy wrote:
NeverMore that was too funny, poor Frankie!!!He definatly needs his bride!!!


:oops: I already used Frankie's bride in my own dungeon! :lol: Me bad! :shock:

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