APRIL FOOLS DAY

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APRIL FOOLS DAY

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:26 am

Hi Folks:

I didn't know how to start a whole new forum, so I thought I would start a topic in the Easter threads since Easter is in April this year. I was curious, what is the best or worst joke that you played on some one or had played on you as an "Aprils Fools" prank?

I'll start out with a nasty little trick that was played me when I was in 3rd grade by an 8th grader. I was walking home from school. It was April Fools Day, and everyone was playing little jokes on each other, like teling someone their shoe was untied, they reach down to tie it and then the prankster would say "April Fools!" Anyway I was aproached by this kid and offered a chocolate bar. It looked very nice so I took it and ate it up. The problem was it was not a real candy bar, but a laxative chocolate bar. After I downed it, the kid went itno a laughing fit, screamed 'APRIL FOOLS RETARD! You're going to be on the toilet all day long when you get home." That's exactly what happened. All I did after I got home from school that day was make one trip to the bathroom after another.

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Re: APRIL FOOLS DAY

Post by sueluvshalloween » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:56 am

My daughter's birthday is April Fool's Day. We thought she was going to be born on March 31, but she missed by about an hour-and-a-half.

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Post by NeverMore » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:13 am

Mike's story reminds me of the scene from 'American Pie'.

I don't even know where to start on some of the pranks I've pulled on people. One time I
connected my buddy's horn to his brake pedal. God! I wish I would have had a video
camera as he drove down the street.

Another time, same dude, I jacked up the back of his car and propped up the wheels so
they were just barely off the ground. He was a bit late for work the next morning, thought
his transmission went out. The tow truck driver got a good laugh.

One of my favorite rampages was when I stayed at my buddy's house. While he was
sleeping I switched all his CDs and put them in different cases. I pulled all the pins out of
the hinges on all his doors so when he opened them the door fell off. I took his keys, put
them in a glass of water and put the glass in the freezer. Needless to say, he never let me
stay there again.

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Post by Spookymufu » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:03 am

NeverMore wrote:I took his keys, put
them in a glass of water and put the glass in the freezer. Needless to say, he never let me
stay there again.
I LIKE THAT ONE!!
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Post by adrian » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:03 am

hmmmmmmmmm let me think
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Post by witchy » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 am

I took his keys, put
them in a glass of water and put the glass in the freezer.

I like that one too, you little devil you!!!

One year I photoshop my mom with another man in her wedding photo, I thought my dad was going to have a heart attack that year, it was too funny my mom had a lot of expaining to do till I came home. Witchy
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Post by NeverMore » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:23 am

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Ha! Ha!

One year for Chr... Ch... I can't say it! One year for that holiday whose name I shall not
mention, my sister sent me some instant win lottery tickets from Ohio. As usual, I didn't
win anything but I took one of the tickets and scanned it, then I photoshopped it to make
it look like I won $250,000.

I emailed the picture back to my sister with a message that said "ha ha, funny. I've seen
these trick tickets before."

Knowing she didn't send me a trick ticket she freaked out at work and told everyone her
brother struck it big in the lottery.

Well... when I told her the truth, she wasn't very happy with me. In fact, she didn't talk to
me for about four months. Sometimes my pranks backfire. :(

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Post by witchy » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:25 am

Poor NeverMore!! :(
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Post by adrian » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:44 am

hahahaha you guys come up with some good stuff
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Post by witchy » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:46 am

Adrian are you holding back? Give it to us we can take it!!
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Post by Spookymufu » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:02 pm

we gave my sister in law one of those phony $10,000 winning lottery tickets and my wife had to hug her to calm her down, we felt a little bit bad about that one...
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Post by witchy » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:04 pm

Bad Spooky Bad!!!
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Post by adrian » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:51 pm

OMG yea i alwasys feel bad when i see something like that happen lol bc that's like REAL emotions you know lol its a joke but man you know their hearts genuinely lifted for a moment and YOU'RE the one to bring them back down :( oh well :) APRIL FOOLS right?
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Post by witchy » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:57 pm

[quoteOMG yea i alwasys feel bad when i see something like that happen lol bc that's like REAL emotions you know lol its a joke but man you know their hearts genuinely lifted for a moment and YOU'RE the one to bring them back down oh well APRIL FOOLS right?][/quote]

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Post by Pumpkin_Man » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Some of those pranks actualy sound pretty nasty, but I am not totaly above being nasty from time to time. When I lived in Morris, I had a very inconsiderate neighbor who every Saturday morning around 7:00 am, would put his dog on the chain and work on his motorcycle. It was an old Harley "Pan Head," and very loud. He woudl rev that thing, and his dog would bark incessently from 7:00a.m and on. I was put off by that because Saturday was the only day back then that I didn't have to get up at 6:00 to go to work. At the same token, this same guy was allways complaining about my stereo, because he worked nights, and was a day sleeper.

One day, I got a little tired of his hypocracy, so I got two microphones, and my Teac open-reel tape recorder, and I set up on the roof right by my bedroom. I suspended one microphone over where the motorcycle was, and one in the area where the dog was. I recorded two complete sides, 45 minutes each side of a whole tape, and then waited until he was asleep during the day. Then I place my amp, two speakers and tape recorder on the roof. I aimed the speakers right at his window and treated this dufus to a "concert" of his own concerto for dog and motorcycle in D minor.

I never was bothered by him again.

Mike

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