Welcome Halloween Fans to the all-new Halloween.com
Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'. :-) There are more Halloween jokes here.
These are jokes for the more mature (or perhaps it is the more immature?) among us.
Q. What do ghosts have in their noses? A. Boo- gers
Q. What does the devil keep between his legs? A.Great balls of fire.
Q. Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts? A. Because they have big boo-bies!
Q. What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog? A. Holly-weeny
Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost? A. A handful of sheet!
Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck!
Q: Why can't two ghosts kiss? A: 'cause they'd go right through each other!
Q: What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half?A:boooooobies
Q: Why do ghosts scare people?A: They hope they'll scare the LIVING soul out of them!
Q: Why don't you ever see ghost's poop?A: Because its invisable!
Q: Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat? A: BOOOOOOOger King.
Q: What did the owl say to the girl ghost as shewalked by? A: Nice HOOOOOTERS!
Q: What did the boy vampire say to the girl? A: Let me get a suck of that.
Q: What did the ghost say when the boy told him a joke? A: You KILL me!
Q: Why was the vampire's face white? A: Because he got the living-daylight sucked out of him.
If you have more to add, please let us know in the forums and thanks to everyone who has already emailed! (Before sending, please just look and see if it is in the list above...Happy Halloween!)