Dating Service for Ghosts

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Dating Service for Ghosts

Post by NeverMore » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:35 pm


Are you single?
Are you lonely?
Are you dead?
Tired of haunting the usual places?


Try GhostSingles.com!

You will not be disembodied, I mean dissapointed.


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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts

Post by Kolchak » Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:43 pm

Do you take a ghost out to dinner? What do they eat? Angel hair pasta? Deviled eggs?

What do ghosts drink? Zombies? Do ghosts get drunk? Do ghosts like to make whoopee?

Does a ghost get better looking as the night wears on?

Do you need to wear a condom when you're....uhm, uh,....Dating a ghost?

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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:46 pm

That would be an interesting kanumdrum. What kind of a movie would you take a ghost to? Does your ghost date like music? If so, what kind?

Mike

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Post by jadewik » Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:05 am

For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.

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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts

Post by Andybev01 » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:33 pm

jadewik wrote:For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.
from what I recall you were gallivanting off to the hospital?
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.

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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts

Post by jadewik » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:30 am

Good memory.

... how bad is it that every time someone on my family goes to the ER I ask if I can keep all the cool (disposable) toys to use as Mad Scientist props?

I have an IV bag and line, velcro straps and a neck brace from my husband's motorbike accident, a blood pressure cuff or two, finger blood pressure checkers, and a nebulizer.... the only thing I got from my 6 weeks in the hospital was 32 staples and an adorable little boy.

I still have trouble doing sit-ups.... lol.

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