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Werewolf Jokes

Post by Haunt Master » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:05 pm

1. What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-werewolf.


2. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?

The whatwolves and the whenwolves.


3. What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like the best?

Howl-o-wieners!

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Re: Werewolf Jokes

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:59 pm

The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?

The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face! :lol:

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:50 pm

Haunt Master wrote:The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?

The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face! :lol:
LOL!!
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Post by Haunt Master » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:09 pm

What is the werewolf's favorite ride at Busch Gardens?


Howl-O-Scream! :lol:

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Post by Haunt Master » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:59 pm

How do you know when the male werewolf and female werewolf make love together?


Only if you hear is Howl - Ohhhh - Howl - Ahhh - Owww - Howl! :lol:

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:18 pm

LOL!! :lol:
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
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Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
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Post by Haunt Master » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:48 pm

How do you know that werewolf use the toothbrush?

It smells like rotten meat and blood! :lol:

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Post by Haunt Master » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:49 pm

What is the werewolf's favorite beer?


Malt-Howling-Liquor

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Post by Ghoul of the Graves » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:25 am

I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwwwww!

EDIT: It only really works when you say it out loud :D
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Post by ScarecrowJack » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:00 pm

How do you know a werewolf has been in the fridge? Paw-prints in the butter.
What does it mean if there's a werewolf in the fridge in the morning? You had some party last night.
Why was the werewolf arrested after leaving the butcher? Chop lifting.
How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for 2 hours.
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Post by Belladonna » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:54 pm

These are great! hahahaha! :D :P
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Post by Undertaker » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:17 pm

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE WOLFMAN WITH FRANKENSTEIN? A FUR COAT AND A ELECTRIC PINBALL MACHINE THAT BITES!
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Post by halloweenjokes » Sun May 15, 2016 10:42 am

Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!

Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!

I used to be a werewolf but I’m all right nooooooooow!

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Post by sndsoflftr » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:24 am

"Der Werwolf," sagte leise der Mann,
Des Weswolfs, genitiv sodann
Dem Wemwolf, dativ, wie man's nennt.
Den Wenwolf, akkusativ, so hat's ein End.

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